KORFF.WTF

Alexander Korff | Software Developer by day, Grafblitz by night

About Me

Hi, I'm Alex! By day I juggle code, by night I orchestrate light. I spend my time developing software that works and creating light shows that impress.

// A typical day in the life of Alexander Korff
function aDayInTheLife() {
    while (!tired) {
        writeCode();
        drinkCola();
        if(askedAboutDrinks) {
            return "Just water, thanks.";
        }
    }

    if (night && event) {
        return "Grafblitz mode activated!";
    }

    // WTF = Where Tech Flourishes
}

C# Entity Framework Angular TypeScript JavaScript DevOps CI/CD Java PHP Bootstrap Tailwind PrimeNG Debian AI

Professional Llama Caretaker

Why do I work with AI models? Same reason I drink cola instead of coffee - I enjoy the drama. Just like how a llama can either spit in your face or be your best friend, AI can either solve your problem or hallucinate that you need to feed it more training data.

Grafblitz: Light Design

GRAFBLITZ

When the sun sets, I transform into Grafblitz - the lighting wizard who brings events to life.

Whether it's a club, concert, or festival - I bring light to darkness. And no, I don't use a flashlight app for that.

What I do:

✓ Light design for events
✓ Technical planning
✓ Live light shows
✓ Creative concepts

What I don't do:

✗ Hold flashlights
✗ Help during power outages
✗ Decorate Christmas trees
✗ Read bedtime stories

Why "Grafblitz"?

Because "Guy-who-makes-cool-lights" was too long for business cards.

Contact

Have a project I can help with? Or need a lighting designer to make your event shine?

Send me a message and I'll get back to you faster than a beam of light (well, almost):

GET IN TOUCH

* korff.wtf: "Where Tech Flourishes" or simply "Wow, That's Fantastic"... You decide.